User:John F. Lewis/Humour/Moe Epsilon

You have been blocked indefinitely for abuse of everything. More specifically you have been blocked as your username or technical evidence has indicated a connection with known Wikimedia abuser Moe Epsilon. If you believe this block is unjustified, you may contest it by editing this page and adding the following template with a suitable reason: {{unblock|1=<the reason for your unblock request>}}. Your ability to contest this block has been removed. Attempts to contest will result in a global lock and global block of your account/IP for the span of indefinitely or when single celled organisms learn how to fly. You will not be able to contact the block administrator as all possible blocking prevention methods are in place in order to prevent Moe Epsilon was editing Wikimedia projects ever again.

Note: This template should never be used except in the extremely likely event of blocking Moe Epsilon.